Snakejohnson's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[3 3ast 3 3urious]

Fantastic

That shit was too funny. You captured the idiocy of those tricked out car films. I hate those movies with a passion because all they amount to is 2 hour car ad. Don't let any major studio see this or it will get made, the only difference is they'll take it seriously.

[X-Men:Dark Phoenix Rising]

These X-men cartoons are so true that it's sad

This comic series has become so muddled and mixed up I don't even know who's alive or dead anymore. I really don't see how X-men stays popular, anyone new to the characters wouldn't know what the hell is going on if they picked up a comic today.

[Theoden, Horsemaster]

HAAAAMMM!

Man. I'll never be able to watch the ride of the Rohirrim without thinking about this now. Pretty original and funny. As one of the other reviewers said, this is very reminiscnt of Monty Python. Too bad they are not together anymore, I'd kill to see them do a LOTR parody.

[Renaissance]

Great Stuff

The ones who gave this bad reviews because they didn't understand it are a bunch of idiots. If you had made something with a straight forward story they would have complained that it's too bland and that you should do something more artistic. So doen't listen to them because these people will find fault with anything that's on the front page. Anyway I didn't try to read much into what the point may or maynot have been, I just enjoyed the sheer beauty of the artwork and the animation. I have a lot of respect for you just for attemping something like this, because great art is hard to come by in this medium. I'm going to watch it a few times more to make sure I didn't miss anything, but overall great work, and I look forward to seeing more.

[KILLER KAZUKI]

A good n bloody anime

I think you did a good job with this. My only suggestion would be to trace bitmap those backgrounds, or just flat out trace them in flash. But other than that good work. I can see it took a lot of time an effort to complete this, that's something I definitley understand. My favorite part was when the guy turned into Geno-Cyber. I'm a big fan of old school eighties anime so this kind of took me back. Hope to see more from you in the future.

[Dad's Home]

What the hell was that?

That shit was too funny. That guy is the greatest Dad on Earth. Kids in this country would grow up to be model citizens if they could
all have a dad like that. Can't wait to see more of Dad's adventures.

[A Paperbag Slideshow]

The funniest shit I've seen in a long time

You are truly worthy of the name Sick Animation. After checking this one out I looked at the other submissions and went to your site. I laughed at that George Bush one so hard I couldn't breath. Truly great stuff. It's obvious by most that they don't get the humour but there are a select few of us who are just as sick. Keep it up.

[Jesus vs Muhammad Trailer]

The wrecka from Mecca

That was too funny. I love the graphical style of the characters and the fight club like type face. Very cool animation, can't wait to see the full version. And I wouldn't worry about the death treats. I recieved alot after I made my Messiah 2 cartoon, but I'm still alive and kicking and working on alot of new stuff for the fall season. Placing Jesus in an action movie like trailer just seems to make people freek out. Godspeed to you and keep up the good work.

[Legacy Episode 2]

Very good flash

Don't listen to the idiots that tell you this is crap. Alot of them criticize without knowing the work that is involved to put something like this together, believe me I know. I applaud the effort put forth into making such a cool flash movie. The motion was good, the timing was great, and the music fit perfectley. In my opinion you'll only get better with each episode. Good luck to you and I can't wait to see more.